How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual

superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves

his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.

joke of the day

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a

Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at

this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish,

it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big

bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."

joke of the day

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss

his use of the car.
"I'll make a deal with you," said his father.

"You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut,

and then we'll talk."

A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they

could discuss his use of the car.

"Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've

studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!"

"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair,

Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

"Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"